Wednesday, July 15, 2009

தமிழ் ஜோக்ஸ்

Veettu velekkariyoda ponnai naan kadalippadu appavukku therinjiduthu.

Appuram yenna sonnaar?

Thangachiye love pandradu maha pavamnu sonnaar.

Paar vendey yennai paar vendey yendru kooriya pulavarai yen manna siraiyil adaikka uttaravitteergal?

Netru iravu yennai tasmak baaril parthuvittu yennai kindaladikkiran.

Neenga chain smoker aaa?

Cheh cheh verum mazhai varumbodu mattum cigarette pidippen

Appo rain smokernu sollunga.

Anda director T.V. serial moolama palarai sagadichittaru..

Oho! Serial killernu sollunga..

Naan poarukku purappadumpodu yellarum ezhundu nindru mariyadai seluththareengaley??

Thangalukku naangal seluthum irudi mariyadai manna…


Lady1: Ennoda Husband R.C.Book, License, Insurance, Helmet-nu Ellathaium marakkama eduthukittu, onnai mattum marandhuttu poyittar…

Lady2: Ethai???

Lady1: Bike-than… Adhu Ingeye irukku parunga!!!


Villager: Oru Thanni Bottle Kodunga

Kadaikarar: Anga irukku eduthukkonga…

Villager: Enna eamatha pakkuriya adhula “Bacteria Free”-nu
pottirukkula, Kodu ennoda free Bacteria-yavai!!!

Kadaikarar: ???


Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA வரும்


Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...