Patient 2 : He is counting the kidneys to be stolen.
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Mother-in-law 1 : My daughter cooks in varieties.
Mother-in -law 2 : You are lucky !
MIL 1 : One day the food will be half cooked.
The other day it will be soggy.
And yet another day it will be burnt...varieties...
MIL : ?
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Musician : 
Police : For killing 'Bhairavi" in the auditorium yesterday.
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Doctor : You should never hide anything from your doctor.
Tell me. Is there any other problem that you've not told me ?
Patient (after some hesitation), It is you who are hiding the beautiful nurse from me by standing between us.
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Doctor : Don't worry. Your mother-in-law will get up very soon.
Daughter-in-law : This is what worries me doctor.
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Patient : This is my first operation. I'm terribly scared, doctor.
Doctor
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FIL (Father in law) 1 : Your son in law seems to be a decent fellow. He left your house soon after Diwali.
FIL 2 : Arre, you are another. He came for last Diwali.
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Musician : Why didn't you come for my concert yesterday ?
Friend : Arre, I was about to come for that only. By the time, 'another headache' came my way.
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