Sexy SMS

Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudu, jimmy nu sona thalaya atudu athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum "vekka paduthu" Ennamo nadakuthu.

while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? "vellaiyane Veleyeru".

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Oru kaakkkaa oru auntyoda Brava thoodittu poi marathu melaVachirudhu, Aunty: Brava keela podu. Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu deela poduradu illa mela podradu! .

Son: Amma appavoda vaieru yen perusa irukku. MOM: Vaithulla kutti yaanai irukku. SON; Athanaa nethu kulikum pothu keela tumbbikai thonguchu!! MOM: ......~!!!

English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven.

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while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? \"vellaiyane Veleyeru\".

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven

Thondar 1 "Thalaivar en ethirkatchi thaan itharkku kaaranamnu choldraar" Thondar 2 "Avarukku kuzanthai piranthirukkunnu chonnEn"

It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah HirRahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.

Boy to girl "Sit on my lap, will will use the first thing that pops up"

Girl says: I am playing tabla; Man turns over and says I like girls playing flute.